Post by Evan Hughes on May 16, 2010 16:31:34 GMT -5
Too many late night show reruns and too much candy makes Evan a strange dreamer...
“Holy knife juggling nuns Batman!” Robin (aka Patch) exclaimed as he stared at Commissioner Gordon’s car, which, like the two of them, was currently on the top of City Hall. “You’re wondering how they got the car up there Robin?” Batman (aka Evan) even as he wondered the same thing. “No Batman, I’m wondering how I ever got into these tights for the first place. They’re not made for comfort.” Batman nodded at this, the serious expression on his face never fading. “Good question, by first things first. We must find out who is responsible for framing us for this atrocity. Look for any clues.”
They both circled the car, and furious chin scratching and eyebrow furrowing ensued as they studied the crime scene. Until... “Holy flying monkey ninjas Batman! Look at this.” They both leaned over the floor, staring at the purple piece of fabric left behind. “Does this mean what I think it means Batman?” “No. Unless you think it means that the Joker is responsible for framing us, then yes. Call Alfred, tell her to find Batgirl and meet us at the secret hidden entrance of the Joker’s secret hidden hideout. Tell him to Google it. We will need all the help we can get."
Cue snazzy screen change and even snazzier music
Batman and his boy wonder paced patiently outside of the secret lair, waiting for their help to arrive. Which, luckily it did, before Batman even got to finish his hard earned candy bar. “Alfred.” he nodded in greeting to his loyal video-camera butler, who insisted on being called a butler and Alfred, even though she clearly was a girl (in this case, Mal). Like usual, her and Robin quickly started to playfully bicker, leaving Batman to his own usual behaviour with the arrival of Batgirl (of course, Brittany. Evan’s dreams a way of getting her into a one piece latex suit). “Hi Batgirl.” he practically giggled, bouncing on the balls of his feet. “Hi Batman.” she giggled back just as enthusiastically, and there was much bouncing, and much bickering, until they eventually realised that they had to go in and confront the villain sometime.
More snazzy Batman music and purdy colours
The foursome made their way all sneaky sneaky like through the many winding corridors of the lair, before eventually making their way into the main chamber. Where they found... “Joker (Aly in a fetching purple ensemble) and Penguin (Jasper with an equally fetching cane)? You’re both responsible for framing us? But why?” Batman wondered what diabolical reasons they could have. “Because, Batman, we’re tired of you always getting away with everything, it’s about time you showed us the respect we deserve.” the Penguin spat, to which the Joker added, “And with you out of the picture, we can finally take over all the candy manufacturing in Gotham.”
“Noooooooooooooooooooo...” Batman yelled for dramatic effect, pausing to take a deep breath before continuing, “Ooooooooooooooooo!” He charged towards the pair of them, Robin, Batgirl and Alfred close behind, a furious battle taking place with the superheroes and villains. "POW!" "BAM!" "ZONK!" "SHAZAM!"
A few minutes and a few more fancy moves later, both the Joker and the Penguin were left dazed and thoroughly beaten, tied up together on the floor. “Good work everyone.” Batman grinned, dusting his hands. “Let’s take this pair back to the Commissioner, clear our na...” “Not so fast Batman!” They all turned in amazement to see the woman standing above, both Batman and Robin looking just a little scared at this appearance. “Catwoman (Jessica)?”
Tune in tomorrow — same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!
“Holy knife juggling nuns Batman!” Robin (aka Patch) exclaimed as he stared at Commissioner Gordon’s car, which, like the two of them, was currently on the top of City Hall. “You’re wondering how they got the car up there Robin?” Batman (aka Evan) even as he wondered the same thing. “No Batman, I’m wondering how I ever got into these tights for the first place. They’re not made for comfort.” Batman nodded at this, the serious expression on his face never fading. “Good question, by first things first. We must find out who is responsible for framing us for this atrocity. Look for any clues.”
They both circled the car, and furious chin scratching and eyebrow furrowing ensued as they studied the crime scene. Until... “Holy flying monkey ninjas Batman! Look at this.” They both leaned over the floor, staring at the purple piece of fabric left behind. “Does this mean what I think it means Batman?” “No. Unless you think it means that the Joker is responsible for framing us, then yes. Call Alfred, tell her to find Batgirl and meet us at the secret hidden entrance of the Joker’s secret hidden hideout. Tell him to Google it. We will need all the help we can get."
Cue snazzy screen change and even snazzier music
Batman and his boy wonder paced patiently outside of the secret lair, waiting for their help to arrive. Which, luckily it did, before Batman even got to finish his hard earned candy bar. “Alfred.” he nodded in greeting to his loyal video-camera butler, who insisted on being called a butler and Alfred, even though she clearly was a girl (in this case, Mal). Like usual, her and Robin quickly started to playfully bicker, leaving Batman to his own usual behaviour with the arrival of Batgirl (of course, Brittany. Evan’s dreams a way of getting her into a one piece latex suit). “Hi Batgirl.” he practically giggled, bouncing on the balls of his feet. “Hi Batman.” she giggled back just as enthusiastically, and there was much bouncing, and much bickering, until they eventually realised that they had to go in and confront the villain sometime.
More snazzy Batman music and purdy colours
The foursome made their way all sneaky sneaky like through the many winding corridors of the lair, before eventually making their way into the main chamber. Where they found... “Joker (Aly in a fetching purple ensemble) and Penguin (Jasper with an equally fetching cane)? You’re both responsible for framing us? But why?” Batman wondered what diabolical reasons they could have. “Because, Batman, we’re tired of you always getting away with everything, it’s about time you showed us the respect we deserve.” the Penguin spat, to which the Joker added, “And with you out of the picture, we can finally take over all the candy manufacturing in Gotham.”
“Noooooooooooooooooooo...” Batman yelled for dramatic effect, pausing to take a deep breath before continuing, “Ooooooooooooooooo!” He charged towards the pair of them, Robin, Batgirl and Alfred close behind, a furious battle taking place with the superheroes and villains. "POW!" "BAM!" "ZONK!" "SHAZAM!"
A few minutes and a few more fancy moves later, both the Joker and the Penguin were left dazed and thoroughly beaten, tied up together on the floor. “Good work everyone.” Batman grinned, dusting his hands. “Let’s take this pair back to the Commissioner, clear our na...” “Not so fast Batman!” They all turned in amazement to see the woman standing above, both Batman and Robin looking just a little scared at this appearance. “Catwoman (Jessica)?”
Tune in tomorrow — same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!
