Best Prank Ever! Attn: Pranksters

[Connor Pearce]

Connor thought that Patch’s henpecked comment was actually pretty funny, in a corny way of course, but at his boyfriend’s not so impressed look, he cut his laugh pretty short, still grinning as they all made their way into the locker room. Like Kian, he noted that it was entirely different, and obviously so much nicer than the one for their sex, a place that he had to spend a bit of time in due to being in the track team.

“Then maybe after the party, we can shake everyone loose and have our own personal party. Just imagine that what I said actually sounded a lot cooler than that.” he leaned over to whisper in Kian’s ear, grinning at the while. They had been right about their friends reactions, Patch and especially Evan looking thrilled at the idea. It would be even better to get to know his boyfriend’s friends at a time when they weren’t in danger of being suspended. “Do you think I can watch you Mal, would like to see how it all works.”

He then decided to get into action himself, quickly taking a few snaps of everyone and their animals, of the animals wandering around, of Bacon marking Evan’s shoe. “I think you better put the rooster down, before he starts poking at your face. I really like your face.” he grinned at Kian, but taking care to stay away from said dangerous looking animal. He then realised that Evan asked a question that he was actually expecting an answer to this time. "Sure, sounds good to me."

[Brittany Barnes]

Brit took her goat back, patting it on the head as she headed back into the locker room. She silently hoped that none of the cheerleaders walked in while they were carrying out their plan. After all, that would certainly ruin things. But the room seemed to remain empty so it looked like luck was on their side, for now at least.

"Boat party cool," she said with a nod, giving Evan a look when he said he'd kick her ass at video games. "Oh really," she said, pushing some of her hair behind her ear. "I don't know if it's going to be you doing the ass kicking," she teased, "And I know what you're thinking, that I'm not going to be any good at video games just because I don't own any systems and don't really play them very often, but those are just details. Details, minor, minor details, because just cause I hardly ever play video games, doesn't mean that I'm not gonna be awesome, because I'm pretty sure I'm pretty awesome at them, so I think it will be me kicking your ass," Brit said, managing to get it all out with a straight face. After all, Brit knew for a fact that she sucked at video games. Except for Rockband and Guitar Hero and musically inclined games. Everything else, she was pretty terrible at. But that didn't keep her from giving Evan a dish a smack talk. After all, he had started to. She grinned at him for a moment, before moving back towards the motion at hand.

"Around the corner, sounds like a plan," Brittany said, heading there. Once around that said corner she looked at the other. "So...what now...should we let the animals go and just leave? When we coming back to collect them?" she asked, for the first time wondering how they'd get the animals without getting caught since she was certain that cheerleaders would freak out about it and some teacher or faculty member would end up getting involved. But again, those were just details.

[Kian O'Connor]

Eager for the party part of this, Kian followed the crowd. He wished he hadn't chosen chickens. They had seemed harmless enough, but obviously that was deceiving. Next time he would bring bags to keep them in. Though he hoped there wouldn't be a next time.

Kian released the chickens as soon as Connor said to and eek'd when they began flapping around and flying in the small area they were in. The rooster seemed to have formed a hatred for him because it hit a locker and then reversed direction to dive at Kian's curly mop of hair. He screeched and waved his arms like a windmill, backing up. The back of his knees hit a bench and he went down rolling off the bench to land face first on the floor where he was completely still in hopes it would go after someone else. He hoped no one had heard him, but at this moment he was more scared of the rooster than he was of expulsion.

[Aly Durrand]

Mal was all for this prank. She was set up and ready for the animals to be released. She had a good hiding spot with a good view of everything and once she was in place she gave the okay for everyone else to release when ready. Then Mal watched as everyone left before she pressed record and waited as the first girl walked in and the frenzy began. So now Mal was all alone hidden in the locker room.

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Aly was back on the squad. She could not do much, but she did do what she could. Aly just could not move her arm, but she was making up for it. Aly liked Bree's cheer. She thought the girl defiantly had potential to led the squad. It was nice how they each had a turn to come up with cheers for the squad. Aly was not suspecting the petting zoo that was coming her way. She actually thought Brit and her were possibly over the childish pranks. Well Aly would admit they were fun, but perhaps things had changed. Which Aly would not mind so much, but still she might miss it a little. Just depended on the prank.

Aly was not wiped out from practice, but it had been a good practice. When she first walked in she saw nothing out of the ordinary. No animals, nothing. It was clear. No one but her and a few other cheerleaders were in the locker room. All the sudden there was one scream and then another. Then Aly felt something touch her foot and then her foot was wet. She looked down and saw a stupid pig had just pee'd on her. "Oh my god, get the hell away from me you stinky animal. Ewwwww." She moved her foot and tried to shake it off. "Oh my god...yuck..." Aly said out out loud followed by a scream as she felt something peck the back of her leg.

Then she saw all the animals and they were making a mess of the locker room. Aly slammed her locker shut and just had this mad expression on her face, "She is dead. Her and her little boyfriend are dead meat. Yes I mean that you stupid pig. I eat things like you for lunch. So get lost before I make your worst nightmare a reality." The pig stayed still. After all she was talking to an animal. The stupid animal named bacon, which Aly did not know but still. "OH this means war." Aly said out loud in the locker room.

She had no idea if Brit and her merry band of idiots were in the locker room, but she said it out loud to the locker room. "You hear me. You and your merry band of idiots are going down and I swear to god, you will pay for this. So you better watch your backs, this is the most absurd prank ever." Aly said hating this. She grabbed her things and tried to stomp out, "Move you stupid pig." Aly raised her voice, but she was upset. So when she raised her voice, the pig moved. Even if the pig could not understand English, it was as if it did in that moment. So Aly stomped out of the locker room.