It wasn't us...(Mal tag Brit, Evan?, Patch?)

[Evan Hughes]

Though Evan didn’t really understand the appeal of soccer, despite Patch’s many efforts to sway him to love the sport, he did understand just how much his friend loved it. He did go to watch him play of course, that was what friends did, and it was cool to watch, especially when he could cheer and carry on like an idiot for his friend on the sidelines. That was always fun. So of course, he felt pretty bad at Patch being benched for the remainder of his season, especially knowing his friend’s plans for college. It made it even more important now to find a way to prove they didn’t do it, not just to get him out of nursing home and locker room duty now. They had to get Patch back to playing! How else was Evan going to act like a crazed sports fan?

With Patch agreeing that his idea was good, it made Evan more certain that it was. After all, both of them couldn’t be wrong. And they had awesome ideas in the past, so there wasn’t any reason why this one wouldn’t be awesome now. It just made sense. He and Patch were the school’s best prankers anyway, everyone knew that, so any ideas that they came up with = awesome. Though he was really annoyed for getting blamed for something he didn’t do, and coping the punishment for it, he still had to admit, Aly and Jasper’s prank was brilliant. Still, he and Patch were the best, and with the help of their friends, they were going to retain the title. Besides, everyone else thought that they had done the car thing too, so at least no one else knew they’d been one-upped. “Yeah, it’s our reputations!” he agreed with his friend.

“Well, I could, but I don’t reckon she’d buy it coming from me.” Evan decided. Not that he could really blame his girlfriend’s step-sister, if she was him, and he was her, he wouldn’t believe anything she said too readily either. Cause she’d be him and he would be her, and that would mean she was awesome, and he was bitchy. So he was glad that he was in fact himself. He also had to admit that Brit was right, she might not be able to pull off the plan. She was too honest. He really liked that about her.

Mal also had a point. He and Patch really didn’t want people to know that someone topped them, especially when that someone was Aly and Jasper. To be beaten by those two looked really, really bad, so maybe they should keep that little bit of info to themselves. It did mean that it would be less likely that their punishments would be revoked though, so he and Patch would have to put their heads together and try to come up with a way to get him back playing.

Aly with green hair would be awesome. “Would it be mean to shave off all of Aly’s hair?” he wondered aloud, before answering his own question. “Yeah, probably, but it would be funny. But alright, alright, I won’t do it.” Evan chuckled, catching Brittany’s reaction. She really was too nice. Mal’s idea of humiliating them was tempting, both targets seemed a little too obsessed with their reputations and what others thought of them, so that seemed the way to go. And Zac’s idea of changing their clothes seemed like a good start.

“I remember the cheerleading outfit.” he told Zac, laughing at Brit’s expression. “What, you can’t blame me. You looked hot.” he told her. “But yep, let’s just really embarrass them. And what if we keep doing like, little tricks on them? Wouldn’t it be worse for them to have it long and drawn out, like their clothes mixed up one day, the Superman undies in Aly’s bed for another. You know, I reckon I could get a positive pregnancy test from the hospital. We could scare Jasper.”

[Brittany Barnes]

Brittany listened as they went back and forth on ideas to take down Aly and Jasper. She was glad that she seemed off the hook on the whole acting front. She had to agree that it was great plan...the only problem with it was her. She was a sucky liar, but at least she knew that. So there was no need putting all their efforts into something that would never work.

She liked the idea of getting them over and over again with little things...she wanted something big too...like a big finale prank, but the little stuff could hold her over until they came up with something good. "Yeah...if we shave her head, I'd get in trouble," Brittany pointed out, "and I don't think there is any way to get green dye in her hair without her noticing...the only reason she got me with the bleach was because its colorless..." she pointed out. If Brittany had any expertise, it was in dying hair. She'd done hers dozens of times.

"We can probably find a way to switch out their clothes though...I'll make sure that Aly is stuck with something of mine...she'd hate that," Brittany said. "And I think we should do the chocolate and feathers...they'd both hate that...and maybe we can ambush them in the hallway...in front of everyone..." she said trailing off. "We do need more though...I just don't know what..." She paused to think. She was usually great at coming up with pranks but it was harder with Aly given she was her step-sister and all. She needed to be more careful because she didn't want to get in trouble with her mom and Aly's dad on top of everything else. They weren't big on punishing her, but if she ruined something of Aly's...say her hair...she'd have to pay for it out of her money. She was willing to risk having to pay to replace one outfit though.

"So what else you got...oh King's of Pranking?" she asked, slightly teasingly, looking toward Evan and Patch. She hit Evan playfully on the arm when he brought up the cheerleading outfit...he'd liked that a little too much if you asked her, but she wasn't exactly complaining either...

"A pregnancy test? Hmmm, I don't know that they slept together though...Aly was at his place last night, but she came home late, drunk, and kind of upset. I'm going to go out on a limb and say something didn't work out the way she wanted it to after hours if you know what I mean..." she said, making a face.

[Zac Baxter]

A light bulb went off in Zac's head. "This could be a long shot but we need to somehow do something to get them pitted against each other, but the question is how?" He rubbed his chin in thought.

"Hmmm although it says you four were involved with the incident, what if someone anonymous said they saw everything and will go forward." He smirked. "Hell I'd be willing to do it myself." Yes he was associated with the Fantastic Four but he hadn't been around when the incident happened therefor he was in the clear.

"All someone has to do is just spread the rumor, and I could see to it about either Aly or Jasper overhearing it. It would be like watching chickens with their heads cut off," he paused. "Or so I've heard."

That had to work, along with the chocolate and feathers. Revenge was a dish best served cold and it couldn't get colder if Aly and Jasper were the victims.

"In fact, I could send the message now to either one to get the ball rolling." Zac was determined to bring down the ones who wrong his friends.

[Mal Harper]

"Now that's an idea. A series of small pranks. They will never know when it will end. Of course knowing them they will probably prank us back, but perhaps they will be so distracted by all our little pranks they won't have a chance to think of any thing." Mal found the idea to be tons of fun. "I can imagine the chocolate and feathers....pictures posted around school...oh and if the student body catches them even better. The undies is good and the clothes.......what else...we need more" Mal's brain was moving fast trying to come up with ideas.

"A rumor...like someone is going to rat on them, is that what you are talking about...I don't know if someone coming forward will work, but if you spread it as a rumor just imagine how scared they might get. I must say that's a good idea Tweedle dee, since when did you grow a brain." Mal said patting Zac's head like always.

"The war is on. No one messes with us. But seriously maybe there is a way to get our sentence lifted. I don't really see Aly and Jasper confessing but maybe there is another way." If only. Either way Mal was going to pull through it. "Oh maybe instead of clean...I can accidently leave something smelly in the locker room." She laughed. "I never use it anyway. We need to have more brain storming. First I say we do chocolate and feathers or the undies. They are the easiest to set up. I can pick up both supplies today on my way home. Then all we need it a time, place and we can set it up. Time it perfectly. Besides I just really like the idea cause its an excuse for me to get chocolate." Of couse Mal was not above using these plans for her own personal pleasure. She did love chocolate.